Saturday, February 27, 2010
Is Apple Perverted?
Hey first they come out with the ipod and u think oh its just a harmless mp3 player. then they come out with the Itouch, u think i little odd name but its an MP3 player. now the came out with the Ipad, doesn't it strike you odd that they came out with the itouch (ohh sexy) then the Ipad (oh we r getting deeper) what next a fucking itampon? and for later what will they come out with an idildo? with an app called ifuck that measures your progress? WHO THE FUCK COMES UP WITH THIS STUFF?!?!?!?
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Customer Support
You know what happened to the customer support? They put idiots on the line, that is if they give you a working number, and then those idiots talk in a fake indian accent and tell you to hit random ass buttons like an asshole. man a monkey gives you better advice than those guys.
I______
Hey apple has been coming out with Ipods, Imacs, Ibooks etc. They first started a touch screen with the Itouch, next the come out with a freakishly expensive new Itouch, then now the large Itouch, the ipad. next thing they will come out with is Isuck. Seriously apple hwo stupid do you think your customers are? you are charging about 800 fucking dollars for a large ipod. Hey lets see if you buy the base model macbook for 1000$ they give students a fucking 200$ discount. so they think that people will chose a large ipod over a computer? IN THIS FUCKING RECESSION??!?!?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEM!!!!!
Itunes
Hey, look at apple, they are now bragging about how over 10 billion songs have been downloaded. Hey you know how many songs have been downloaded illegaly? A WHOLE LOT FUCKING MORE. Apple is nothing but a money loving company that in this economy is trying to 'benefit' its customers by giving them 'discounts'. Hey THEY FUCKING RAISE THE PRICE THEN SAY YOU ARE GETTING A DISCOUNT. What about all those people that bought the first Aluminum Macbooks? 1 month later they came out with a new one and discontinued that. When people complained, the blamed em for not waiting for fucking advances. FUCK YOU APPLE!
Ipad
Hey another great fucked up idea by Apple. Lets create a 'tablet' which we will price extra high. Hey lest make sure these mother fucking customers dont realize its just a FUCKING LARGE IPOD TOUCH! Lets make them think its a brand new fucking idea and its the next greatest thing. Hey and just for fun lets charge 200$ extra for FUCKING 3G COVERAGE! Hey next thing we will come out with is a version of the ipad that you can talk on. Oh wait its called a fucking IPhone.
Apple Iphones
The generations of Apple Iphones have been not affected by the depression. No shit, everyone thinks that a shiny new toy is better than helping starving and homeless people. I mean people are goddamned dying in 3rd world countries and all the people at apple can think off is 'hey lets increase our revenue and not give a damn about world hunger and poverty'. This aint only apple, it also Microsoft. Microsoft went like 'Hey lets put out a family pack of windows 7 for cheap, oh wait fuck that now it gonna get pirated. Hey lets charge em extra since the cant pirate it and not donate any of it to any fucking poor countries.'
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