Is Apple Perverted?

Hey first they come out with the ipod and u think oh its just a harmless mp3 player. then they come out with the Itouch, u think i little odd name but its an MP3 player. now the came out with the Ipad, doesn't it strike you odd that they came out with the itouch (ohh sexy) then the Ipad (oh we r getting deeper) what next a fucking itampon? and for later what will they come out with an idildo? with an app called ifuck that measures your progress? WHO THE FUCK COMES UP WITH THIS STUFF?!?!?!?